If you're like me, you enjoy things like Overheard in New York.

Well this weekend (which is probably one of the best in a while) I've heard a few things that cracked me up…..and wouldn't you know, I wrote them down:

Unnamed Friend: "I hate Stewart, man. He's too friggin short."

Friend at wedding: "Yeah they were fun to hang out with and all, but they had really bad weed."

Unnamed Short Friend: "Tall people are idiots."

Drunk girl at a party to some random guy: "Do you want to come home with me?"

Drunk guy on cell phone, shouting, at the same party: "Man, save me some acid so I can trip with you next weekend."

Guy with a really sweet mustache: "If I make it to 65, I'm getting this mustache tattooed on my face."

And I even had one of my own:

Snotty trophy wife at Arts Festival (to her husband): "Ugh…who the hell rides their bike to an arts festival?"

Me (riding by on my bike): "I do."